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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:48
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
When does a woman know she is cumming?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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